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The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions.

James Beard (1903-1985)

Cellphones Make People Flaky as #%@*

No-Shows: Every plan has a few no-shows, especially at the last minute. Be prepared to endure a flurry of attempts to reschedule or “meet up after” texts. The ease with which they can send their excuses insulates them from what otherwise might be considered rude neglect.

I call this Fuck You Pork Belly for reasons only Callie will understand. 

Anyhow… It worked guys. Too bad I couldn’t find a single person who wanted to come eat any.

I call this Fuck You Pork Belly for reasons only Callie will understand.

Anyhow… It worked guys. Too bad I couldn’t find a single person who wanted to come eat any.