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Apple Soju Cocktail David Chang via Gourmet Magazine 1 small crisp apple, like Gala or Granny Smith1 1/2 cups soju 2 to 3 cups chilled tonic water Ice Lime wedge or apple wedge (optional) Julienne or thinly slice apple into matchstick size pieces. Put in a pitcher and stir in soju. Cover and refrigerate; allow the apple to macerate for at least 30 minutes and up to 2 hours. Fill a wine or cocktail glass with ice. Strain 1/4 cup soju in each cup and top with tonic water. (Or put in equal parts soju and tonic, if you like your drinks strong.) Add a few apple matchsticks, and garnish with an apple or lime wedge. Serve immediately.

Apple Soju Cocktail

David Chang via Gourmet Magazine

1 small crisp apple, like Gala or Granny Smith
1 1/2 cups soju
2 to 3 cups chilled tonic water
Ice
Lime wedge or apple wedge (optional)

Julienne or thinly slice apple into matchstick size pieces. Put in a pitcher and stir in soju. Cover and refrigerate; allow the apple to macerate for at least 30 minutes and up to 2 hours. Fill a wine or cocktail glass with ice. Strain 1/4 cup soju in each cup and top with tonic water. (Or put in equal parts soju and tonic, if you like your drinks strong.) Add a few apple matchsticks, and garnish with an apple or lime wedge. Serve immediately.

Banana Pastis Pie As someone who doesn’t like sweets, how is it I always seem to have all the ingredients necessary to bake things like this!? Does this mean I have a moral obligation to make this? Would you like to come over and have some?

Banana Pastis Pie

As someone who doesn’t like sweets, how is it I always seem to have all the ingredients necessary to bake things like this!?

Does this mean I have a moral obligation to make this?

Would you like to come over and have some?

“‘But Halle, I’ve taken photos of strangers without their knowledge and put them on Instagram/Twitter/Tumblr,’ you might be saying as you read this. ‘They were doing something hilarious/photogenic!’ To which I say, maybe it’s time that you look up the closest gun store at which you could purchase a gun to put in your sad, sobbing mouth, because you are a gross fucking monster. I don’t care if you are creepshots or some unfunny lame dufus with the best intentions, you have just outed yourself as a total asshat, a pathetic wiener who exists outside actual reality collating and commenting on it like a dick ghost.”

Halle Kiefer